Baby number 1

Yes I know that my kids have names (i even know what they are), but the fact that they start with the same letter makes it easy to mix them up. So i will refer to them by their order of birth, and maybe when they can decide to sleep in til, i don't know, say 6am?, i will refer to them by actual names. So until then...enough of psychological issues that my children will have because of me, here is what number 1 is up to...